Finally a pen with the subtle negotiating tactics of the president!
Stale breath? Get it OUT of here! This little mint will make all your bluster fresher. Pop a mint in before you mouth off and everything you say will be......
Wind up Trumpzilla and watch him trample trade deals, destroy climate agreements, step on allies! Just like the real Trump! Don't worry, this Trump can't grab anything.
Made a mistake? Take a leaf out of this fearless leader's book and pretend it didn't happen with this eraser! Ideal for errors big and small.
Laugh with or at Donald! Includes eight classic Donald sayings using his real voice! Two assorted styles.
You know the silent victims are in all this? Red hats. Seriously, did anyone ever ask red hats if they wanted to be be a part of it? Nope. And...
I won't judge your turn-ons if you don't judge mine, k? 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box
Feel like you need a shower? Trump's Small Hand Soap is HUGE - especially if you have little hands. It's time to Make America Bathe Again.cucumber olive oil scent
The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s...
This Fuck button is the handiest tool in town! Express your anger in a healthy way. 10 different Fuck variations because there are so many ways to rage. Size: 3" x 3"...
This No button is the handiest tool in town! Turn down nagging girlfriends, greedy friends and crazy children's requests with the simple press of a button. 10 different NO versions...